David Duchovny’s tennis coach — and possible mistress — looks eerily like Tea Leoni

David, David, David. First the revelation that you’re a sex addict. Then the news you split with your wife of 11 years. Now we learn you may — possibly, perhaps — have been schtupping your tennis pro?

Really, for such a smart man you sure are making some bad choices. You may not be saying anything about the state of your marriage or your stint in rehab for sex addiction, but Edit Pakay, the woman who coached you on your tennis game, tells The Mail on Sunday that she “won’t deny” you had an affair.

The 28-year-old Hungarian hottie seems to know you pretty well — praising your intelligence and kindness — but she doesn’t seem to have a sense of whether you’re using her or not. She describes your relationship as a very, very close friendship. Asked if it was an affair, she says “I don’t want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don’t know what our relationship means to him.”

She’s smitten, David, and she looks just like your wife, but with darker hair. A psychologist might have something interesting to say on that front. Your publicist, of course, denies that you had a relationship with her. But she sure appears to have strong feelings for you: “People joke about having affairs with their tennis coach and I’m the tennis coach,” she says. “But I don’t want to become the butt of jokes. My feelings for him mean much more than that.”

What’s next, David? Will you take a cue from Hank Moody and dive into debauchery? Or keep your act clean, staying away from booze, sex and all that jazz? Is that even possible, given what a day on the Californication set must be like?

We’re rooting for you, but this string of news is worrisome. After all, we’ve seen you embody middle-aged self destruction for two seasons. You play the role well; almost too well. Please, for the sake of your fans, get it together man!